


This is incredible. Barack Obama’s administration has proposed a radical, and unprecedented idea in their ongoing commitment to environmental responsibility, and forward thinking. It is an addition to our modern, latin (English) alphabet. Named “tache”, it’s a merging of “t” and “h” to form a new character type called a “fusion diagraph”.
Research and predictive modeling conducted at Carnegie Mellon University over the past year has concluded that because the combination “th” occurs more than any other in the latin alphabet (primarily in English), the reduction of it’s double-character footprint to a single-character footprint, could save a staggering 1.21 billion newspaper pages per year in the US alone. This would translate to a 3% decrease in the cutting of domestic forests to produce that new newsprint in the same 12 month period.
Interestingly, this idea is not a new one, though it’s goals certainly are. The “th” combination goes back to the Middle Ages when a fused character existed called “thorn“.
At any rate, “tache’s” implications for computer keyboards, spell checkers & dictionaries, as well as school children’s learning of their ABCs, not to mention our adult eyes acceptance this typographic “new kid on the block” have yet to be fully explored, but I for one, am knocked out by this radical thinking, and am sure it is not the last to come from Obama’s clearly open-minded approach to leadership.
9 responses so far ↓
Isabel // April 1, 2009 at 6:27 am |
Happy April 1st!
graphicdefiner // April 1, 2009 at 9:56 am |
This is for real. I read it somewhere else.
Jon Kaufmann // April 1, 2009 at 12:58 pm |
This is an obvious April Fool’s joke, as I realized early into the e-mail. Heaven help us proofreaders and editors if it were true.
Rodwellian // April 1, 2009 at 5:04 pm |
I think it is very funny that Oxford dictionary is looking to get rid of “c” … check this out on National Post
http://www.nationalpost.com/news/story.html?id=1449684
Erin // April 1, 2009 at 5:25 pm |
As a matter of fact, that letter was a member of the Old English alphabet. It was called “thorn”.
I know– I am a total geek.
Dizzy Lexia // April 1, 2009 at 5:41 pm |
Even more print space could be saved by removing all instances of “e”. Good ideas like this are rare.
ANUBIS THE MIGHTY // April 1, 2009 at 6:56 pm |
FINALLY, OBAMA IS IMPLEMENTING MY SECRET PLAN. SOON THE HUMAN RACE WILL ONLY HAVE SIX LETTERS: ANUBIS!!! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR GOD!
tania // April 1, 2009 at 8:59 pm |
wha? who knew!
!slooF lirpA at Netsua.com // April 2, 2009 at 11:26 pm |
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